Elsja Down Under

My random life experiences as I follow my heart and travel to Australia for love…

 

And Now for Some Google Searches October 14, 2008

Filed under: Funnies, Geeky, Nerdy & Artsy Stuff — elsja @ 10:37 pm

This is always a fun game…

For the last week, the top Google searches that lead people to my blog are:

4. 2008 NRL Grand Final Pre Game – boring… but at least I’m being found on Aussie searches now :)

3. Qantas Pilot Newport Marriott – another boring search, however my blog was ranked number one on this search. Anytime my blog ranks number one on a search engine for anything other than “Elsja” is a happy day for me.

2. Family toilet Slave stories. Ok… I don’t know what is worse- this one or the “Lesbian toilet slave stories” search from a few weeks ago. I’m going to have to say that I think this one is worse. And I think it’s great that now that I’ve posted about this a few times, I’ll be even higher up on search results for this bullshit.

And my favorite…

1. Lime Poo. It’s just funny.

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Caring for Animals August 4, 2008

Filed under: Funnies, My Love — elsja @ 3:55 pm

My boyfriend is so caring… Free range eggs are one thing that he actually spends a bit more money on at the grocery store, even though caged eggs are cheaper. Ok maybe he thinks they taste better but I like to think he actually cares about the chickens. Here’s a conversation we had today…

 Andrew says:

i think these are cage eggs

Andrew says:

they taste different

Elsja says:

ew really?

Andrew says:

they taste abused

 

Oh PS… I’m back in California. Enjoying the sun and warm weather. Andrew will be here next Tuesday! I bet you are all SO excited :)

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Animal Instincts April 29, 2008

Filed under: 101 in 1001, Funnies, Life Down Under — elsja @ 12:36 am

So this is 3 blogs for the price of one. The last piece is by far the most interesting but we’ll get to that topic in a few moments (warning, graphic pictures ahead)! But first- an update on my 101 in 1001 list.

The following items have now been accomplished:

#4. Get a massage with Andrew. On the 17th, my back was killing and Andrew’s shoulder was hurting… so we said screw it- let’s go get massages. I think his guy was a lot better than my girl. It was the full on Chinese massage in a little hole in the wall shop. It was pretty good- but nothing fantastic if you ask me… so we’ll probably try somewhere cheaper and closer next time we go. It was a nice thing to do together though :)

#73. Buy new pillows for the bed. Thank GOD this one is completed. I finally got rid of the nasty poor excuses for pillows that we brought from Andrew’s old place. In addition to tossing out the orange stained pillows (yeah, gross right?), I also washed the curtains in the spare room to try to get rid of some of the dust, mold and pet hair (and God knows what else) that were on those dirty things. Hopefully there will be less sneezing for our guests (and myself) from now on.

Now onto the #1 topic for the day… Animal instincts.

Yesterday, Andrew and I decided to go to the zoo. It was the first day we BOTH had off in a long time. Not only could we use our discount coupon, but it would also fulfill my “go on one date with andrew each month” task on my 101 list. Woohoo.

So our favorite animals by far were the monkeys. The chimps and gorillas were SO amazing. They just were loving and cuddling each other and one mama gorilla held her baby up to this window in her little cave for everyone to see. It was like she wanted to show the baby off. They are just SO much like humans, it’s creepy. We stayed and watched them for so long. The chimps were hilarious. There were some just relaxing in the sun, sprawled out on their backs with their forearms covering their eyes… just like what I like to do at the beach :) Another small chimp came swinging from the trees, went over to the bigger looking chimp and gave it a hug. Really… it was so cute.

Here’s picture of a chimp mama cuddling her baby:

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Then there were the cool zebras, lions, birds, koalas and kangaroos…

But the most fascinating of all was the rape of a poor innocent elephant. By rape, I mean just that…non-consensual sex! This female elephant wanted NOTHING to do with the male. She kept trying to get away from him, she would swat him with her trunk and nudge him away… but he wouldn’t give up. He followed her from the top of a hill to the bottom, where we were able to capture evidence of this horrible crime. GRAPHIC evidence. The male elephant got what he wanted. All 5 seconds of what he wanted.

My favorite quote was the mum next to us who said (amongst 4 giggling girls) “I’m going to have a lot of explaining to do in the car.”

Doesnt the female just look SO sad while the male is up there smiling in all his glory?? Oh and take a closer look…closer….closer.

Yes… that IS what you think it is! Luckily you guys don’t have to witness the “aftermath” of this event like we did!  

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If anyone is interested… the rest of the pictures are here (and they are less graphic- except for a few other mild elephant porn shots). When you go to the link, just click “view slideshow.”

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Job Market in 2009 March 27, 2008

Filed under: Funnies — elsja @ 7:31 pm

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The Thunder Really IS Down Under March 13, 2008

Filed under: Funnies, Travels & Adventures — elsja @ 10:46 pm

In the airport in Sydney I walk to the bathroom and notice a guy that looks really familiar, but I couldn’t place him. I thought about it but realized…I don’t know ANY aussie actors. but I knew I had seen this guy before. Then as I come out of the bathroom I see him again and see another guy who he is with and it instantly hits me!!! 

Then as I come out of the bathroom I see him again and see another guy who he is with and it instantly hits me!!! 

THESE GUYS ARE THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER!!!!!!!!! You know, the STRIPPERS in Las Vegas!?! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Does anyone else find it completely creepy (and pathetic) that not only did I recognize them after seeing them 2 times in the last 5 years (hey once was for a bachelorette party and the other time we were just yong and stupid)… but I also remembered EXACTLY where I knew them from.

I was so tempted to ask them “do you work in vegas? but by the time I got the guts we were on the plane and they were way ahead of me and so I would have had to walk to to the bathroom way ahead of me and the hostie people probably would have yelled at me. I even wanted to ask the gay Asian hostie to ask the two guys up in the emergency row if they worked in Vegas, but he wasn’t overly friendly so I passed on the opportunity.  So here they are… I still CAN’T believe I recognized them!!

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I was so tempted to ask them “do you work in vegas? but by the time I got the guts we were on the plane and they were way ahead of me and so I would have had to walk to to the bathroom way ahead of me and the hostie people probably would have yelled at me. I even wanted to ask the gay Asian hostie to ask the two guys up in the emergency row if they worked in Vegas, but he wasn’t overly friendly so I passed on the opportunity.  So here they are… I still CAN’T believe I recognized them!!

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So here they are… I still CAN’T believe I recognized them!!

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I was so tempted to ask them “do you work in vegas? but by the time I got the guts we were on the plane and they were way ahead of me and so I would have had to walk to to the bathroom way ahead of me and the hostie people probably would have yelled at me. I even wanted to ask the gay Asian hostie to ask the two guys up in the emergency row if they worked in Vegas, but he wasn’t overly friendly so I passed on the opportunity.  So here they are… I still CAN’T believe I recognized them!!

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I was so tempted to ask them “do you work in vegas? but by the time I got the guts we were on the plane and they were way ahead of me and so I would have had to walk to to the bathroom way ahead of me and the hostie people probably would have yelled at me. I even wanted to ask the gay Asian hostie to ask the two guys up in the emergency row if they worked in Vegas, but he wasn’t overly friendly so I passed on the opportunity.  So here they are… I still CAN’T believe I recognized them!!

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So here they are… I still CAN’T believe I recognized them!!

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I was so tempted to ask them “do you work in vegas? but by the time I got the guts we were on the plane and they were way ahead of me and so I would have had to walk to to the bathroom way ahead of me and the hostie people probably would have yelled at me. I even wanted to ask the gay Asian hostie to ask the two guys up in the emergency row if they worked in Vegas, but he wasn’t overly friendly so I passed on the opportunity.  So here they are… I still CAN’T believe I recognized them!!

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I was so tempted to ask them “do you work in vegas? but by the time I got the guts we were on the plane and they were way ahead of me and so I would have had to walk to to the bathroom way ahead of me and the hostie people probably would have yelled at me. I even wanted to ask the gay Asian hostie to ask the two guys up in the emergency row if they worked in Vegas, but he wasn’t overly friendly so I passed on the opportunity.  So here they are… I still CAN’T believe I recognized them!!

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So here they are… I still CAN’T believe I recognized them!!

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I was so tempted to ask them “do you work in vegas? but by the time I got the guts we were on the plane and they were way ahead of me and so I would have had to walk to to the bathroom way ahead of me and the hostie people probably would have yelled at me. I even wanted to ask the gay Asian hostie to ask the two guys up in the emergency row if they worked in Vegas, but he wasn’t overly friendly so I passed on the opportunity.  So here they are… I still CAN’T believe I recognized them!!

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I was so tempted to ask them “do you work in vegas? but by the time I got the guts we were on the plane and they were way ahead of me and so I would have had to walk to to the bathroom way ahead of me and the hostie people probably would have yelled at me. I even wanted to ask the gay Asian hostie to ask the two guys up in the emergency row if they worked in Vegas, but he wasn’t overly friendly so I passed on the opportunity.  So here they are… I still CAN’T believe I recognized them!!

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So here they are… I still CAN’T believe I recognized them!!

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A Little Story January 26, 2008

Filed under: Funnies, Travels & Adventures — elsja @ 4:15 am

There were 4 boys (who shall remain nameless) going away for a bachelor party weekend (aka “buck’s weekend). These 4 boys are part of a larger group of boys but these 4 boys are flying together seperately from the rest.

The 4 boys (again, FOUR boys…including the groom, who booked the airline tickets) get to the airport and go to the desk to check in.

They get their boarding passes, 4 tickets to Cairns.

They walk to the gate and sit around and wait to board the plane to Cairns.

They get on the plane and the captain surely says “we hope you enjoy your flight to Cairns.”

The boys land in Cairns and surely the captain says “welcome to Cairns, the weather is blah blah degrees.”

They exit the plane in the Cairns airport.

One boy says “wow it seems quite humid here.”

They get in a taxi all ready to get to the accomodations and start their weekend of fun. They ask the taxi driver to take them to a particular set of apartments on a particular street.

Hmmm… that’s weird- the driver has never heard of that particulr location- I wonder why!!

The taxi driver finally says… “you do realize you are in Cairns right?”

 

OOOOPS… Silly boys… you were supposed to go to BRISBANE!

How????… How after months of planning… months of emails back and forth… months of discussions of the crazy weekend of fun in Brisbane did 4, yes FOUR boys ALL manage to just “overlook” the fact that they booked the wrong tickets, got on the wrong plane and even got in a taxi to go to a non-existent hotel in the WRONG CITY??

 

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***This is a completely, 100% true story that occured today. This story does not involve my boyfriend. He was one of the more “observant” boys who actually booked the correct flight, went to the correct gate, got on the correct plane and landed in the correct airport in the correct city. There is a happy ending to the story, all 4 boys did manage to make it back to Brisbane – luckily since the the groom was part of the group! But who knows how much it must have cost them??***

 

I hope you enjoyed that tale. I know I did.

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Beautiful December 5, 2007

Filed under: Funnies — elsja @ 3:40 am

There are no words to describe. It’s really just so romantic, sweet and beautiful.

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For Once September 18, 2007

Filed under: Funnies — elsja @ 9:57 pm

I will actually post something good about driving in traffic. Traffic is one of my least favorite things in the whole world but some good things have been happening in the world of traffic lately that make me happy.

1. College is back in session! At the begining of the summer traffic got horrific and it was taking me about 40-50 minutes to get home every day- even if I waited to leave until 6:30. If I left earlier than that-I’d be screwed and it wouldnt take me less than 50 minutes. Well, the last few weeks- it’s only been taking me about 30 minutes. It was like a miracle when it first started happening- and now it’s continuing and it makes me so happy.

2. Traffic travel time signs. I look forward to the sign like this on the 405 every day on my drive home. It always says the same two things:

Beach Blvd: x minutes

605 Freeway: x minutes

traffic.jpgAs I approach it, I squint and try really hard to decipher the times. Does it say 10 minutes or is that 20?? It’s a big surprise every day. 

For reference- Beach: 10 minutes, 605: 15 minutes is GOOD. Well, some days I drive by the sign and see 25 minutes to beach and 35 to 605. Damn, thats when I know it will take me awhile to get home. But lately- it has consistently been about 10-15 minutes. I get so excited every time I drive by and see those magic numbers because I know it won’t take me forever to get home.

3.People that tailgate me and get mad that im ONLY going 75mph and they try to drive around me but get stuck behind someone slower in the next lane and I just smile and give a little chuckle as I pass them….. hahahah – that was a long one. It really makes me happy when people are dicks and then they get screwed by their own stupid actions.

 

And lastly- I just thought I would point out that today on my way home I felt like singing really loud in my car. I hardly do this- but I was in the mood (probably in a good mood because of the 3 points above). But… I feel like a dumbass singing in the car because you know everyone around you is looking at you thinking “wow that girl is rocking out.”

Soooo… I decided to hold my phone up to my head as I sang. Seriously. HAHAHAHHAHA – then it just looked like I was talking on the phone.

So gay.

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Again?? Really?? July 29, 2007

Filed under: Funnies — elsja @ 10:46 pm

Long but funny.

Many of you know the story of my creepy neighbor that hits on me at the gym. Well, for those of you who don’t- I have this creepy neighbor, probably mid 30s who hits on me at the gym. HAHA, ok so… today- it happened again.

The thing about my neighbor is that he doesn’t even know he’s my neighbor. Oh well no biggy there, not everyone knows their neighbors… but he’s lived around the corner the whole time I’ve lived here… and thats going on 20 years!

First instance – He hit on me last year right around Christmas time (2005). Came and told me how he couldn’t just walk by without saying hi to such a pretty girl… blah blah… I was clearly annoyed, but trying to be polite as i worked out. He stuck around for about 5 minutes which is a long time when you just want to work out and not talk to people. I kept trying to look up at the TV for him to get the hint and leave, but it took forever for that to happen. He asked if I wanted to hang out and this was before I had a boyfriend but I pulled some other bullshit excuse out of my ass on why I wasn’t interested. I was 25 at the time. I even told him that I was his neighbor (which I later realized was stupid because he could potentially come bug me) and he still didn’t recognize me. I told my dad when I got home and he explained that the guy had some mental problems or a brain injury or something… ok that explains the creepyness. You wouldnt know he was mentally challenged per se, but you can definitely tell he’s a little strange.

So instance number two… a few months later. This time I do have a boyfriend, so when I see him lurking around my area and finally creeping up to my machine, I was ready and prepared with the boyfriend ammo on the tip of my tounge. I think “what could he possibly say now? Is he going to try to convince me AGAIN to go out with him?” He starts off with the same schpeel… “I could’t walk by without saying hi because you’re just so pretty… blah blah.”

WHAT??? This guy seriously doesn’t remember saying that exact thing to me a few months earlier?? Clearly my dad was right- this guy isn’t all there. After a few minutes of him blabbing I explained that he had talked to me before. He all of a sudden acted like he remembered and said “ooohh… I remember you- let me guess- you have a boyfriend and you are 26.”

Yes and Yes… however the last time he talked to me, I was single and 25.

The woman next to me was really entertained by this guy because he was telling me that it’s good my boyfriend isn’t around right now because he doesn’t trust himself around pretty girls and some bullshit that made no sense but made him sound completely psycho. Me and the eliptical lady next to me just kinda kept looking at each other thinking… “is he for real?” Finally, he left.

The last few months, I have secretly enjoyed many moments at the gym where I witness poor unsuspecting girls get hit on by this guy. Seriously, it’s happened a lot and I’ve decided he has a thing for blondes, because they are always blondes. I always give a little chuckle and think… aww another girl has experienced my pain.

Well so today, I’m on the stair machine and out of the corner of my eye- I see him coming. OOOOH NO. there is no one else around so I just KNEW he was coming for me. I get my ipod and start messing with it to pretend I am just way too busy to talk. It didn’t help. He just walked up and stood there and eventually I had to acknowledge him.

Again, same intro from him. I kinda cut him off and just cut straight to the point… “you’ve talked to me before you know.” Then he explains that it must mean I’m even THAT much more beautiful for him to come up to me TWO times!

Um, try THREE buddy! He clearly doesn’t remember that I’m his neighbor, thank God. I’ll never mention that again! Then he started explaining how not everyone has what I have (yeah except for the 50 other girls per day that you annoy at the gym) and that I am so natural looking and have no body fat.

HAHA! Now i KNOW there is something wrong with his brain.

The best part is when he said “well, since I’ve talked to you before (elsja comment: and NOTHING has come out of it) that must mean you have a boyfriend or you are married.

I just said “yes” and then thought… the statement he just made makes it sound as if he thinks the only reason I wouldn’t date him is because I had a boyfriend. Hmm… a bit cocky if you ask me.

Anyways, I would be way more bitchy to this guy if I didn’t have the inside scoop on his head injury or whatever- I always want to be mean, but then I feel guilty because I don’t know for a fact what his deal is… but seriously- I wonder how many other girls he’s hounded multiple times without even realizing.

I wonder how long it will be before it happens again?

 

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Miss Me June 20, 2007

Filed under: Funnies, My Love — elsja @ 8:36 pm

When I was in Texas, I sent Andrew a text that said:

“It’s so cute here… they call everyone “miss”… Miss Jan, Miss Tammy, Miss Jackie”

His response was:

“That’s cute, but I just MISS YOU!”

 

hehehe

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Emma Sings “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” June 17, 2007

Filed under: Funnies, Kiddyroos, Travels & Adventures — elsja @ 5:56 pm

On our way to the airport yesterday Emma decided to start singing for about 30 minutes. She kept trying to sing Take Me Out to the Ball Game but she wanted to say “Angels” and Preston kept saying “Padres” so she was getting very irritated that people were interrupting her song… (and making her mess up). I think it’s rather cute :)

 

Emma singing Take me out to the ballgame

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Well Whatya know?? – Shannon this is for you!!! June 7, 2007

Filed under: Funnies, I Hate People Sometimes — elsja @ 11:25 pm

Just saw a story on this on ABC news… couldnt find a link to it on their site but I did find this… why am I not surprised? All I can say is… we got lucky :)

RB store’s closure leaves brides feeling jilted

Amid differing stories on boutique’s demise, women scramble to be sure they’ll still have dresses.


Staff Writer

Yolanda Ornelas visited five bridal shops before she found the perfect dress at Panache in Redondo Beach. It was a strapless silk gown she modeled in February and bought during the same shopping excursion, shelling out $1,800 to wear the designer number on her wedding day.

Now, with three months to go before her Aug.11 nuptials, Ornelas hasn’t gotten her gown and can’t reach any store employees. For two weeks, she’s called the Redondo Beach boutique and another in Los Altos, but she said no one has returned her messages. And, save for a few cardboard boxes, Panache has packed up and emptied the space it occupied on Avenue I in Riviera Village.

With wedding season in full swing, the store’s unexpected closing has sent ripples through the South Bay’s brides-to-be and network of boutiques.

Store President Jacques Robinson said Wednesday he was working overtime to fill orders and answer anxious phone messages from people who aren’t aware he’d left Redondo Beach. He blamed the shop’s demise on “a series of unfortunate circumstances” that spurred a wave of panic.

But worried brides who haven’t heard those assurances have been re-ordering gowns and venting their frustrations on wedding Web sites. Some seem more crushed and upset than they are angry.

“I’m kind of in tears,” said Mary Martin of Oakville, Wash., who in February handed over a $2,700 check for her daughter Maylana’s gown. “We weren’t really supposed to hear from them until the end of May Â… so we started calling then, and we got the recording. We’ve been trying to e-mail them and call them, to no avail.”

Brides of California in Torrance, which carries some of the same designer pieces, has received about a half-dozen inquiries from women looking to re-order their own dresses or those for their wedding parties, said store manager Laura Acosta.

One of Acosta’s customers, Michelle Galera of Carson, said she showed up at Panache early last month to inquire about the four bridesmaids’ dresses she ordered in January. When she discovered the store had closed, her fiance, who lives in Santa Clara, later dropped by the nearby Los Altos shop. He found the door locked and a note telling deliverymen to redirect packages, Galera said.

Although she’s still out money, Galera opted to order the dresses again, this time through Brides of California. She said she’s considering taking the Redondo Beach shop to small claims court.

“The store is empty,” she said of Panache. “There’s nobody there.”

Robinson says a sewage leak in his former Riveria Village building set the stage for the shop’s closing, although the management company denies it.

The plan was to shift about 150 outstanding orders to the Los Altos boutique and notify Redondo Beach customers that their dresses would be shipped to a different location.

“We created, unfortunately, more anxiety than was necessary when the store was closed,” he said. “It wasn’t handled as well as it should have been and created a lot of panic in the process.”

The company left a phone recording telling brides about the switch and store employees were supposed to contact the customers, but Robinson said the outreach “was at best done haphazardly.”

And when the “tsunami of phone calls” hit the the Los Altos shop, the manager quit, he said. The goal was to open that shop by appointment, but Robinson said he realized last week the plan wasn’t feasible.

His goal for the time being is to sell both shops so that, if need be, he can reimburse customers.

“I am actively making sure brides are getting their dresses and simultaneously working to sell the store,” he said.

Complicating matters is that Panache’s founder and vice president, Debra Willenberg, has been ill for several months, he added.

The management company that owns the modern Spanish-style building where Panache sold designer gowns and accessories disputed Robinson’s claims that a sewage problem led to the store’s demise. The boutique’s Web site states that a “a substantial leak” in February sent raw sewage flowing through the dressing room walls, forcing the store to close for three weeks.

The site says the leak occurred in the middle of a trunk show for the designer Marianne Lanting, which was “immediately halted.”

“The store, it smelled like a toilet,” Robinson said.

Michael Israelsky, a property manager with Summit Team of Fountain Valley, painted a far different picture. He said the store’s dressing rooms got wet when a toilet leaked in a neighboring restaurant, which subsequently picked up the bill for the carpet cleaning.

A spokesman with the Los Angeles County Health Department said the agency was called to investigate a leak Feb 13. but could not confirm the liquid was sewage.

“That was the only time” a problem occurred, Israelsky said. “A toilet overflow Â… I don’t really call sewage.”

Panache had been located at another storefront in the building but moved to a new space just a couple of months before, Israelsky said.

“I feel awful. Nothing is probably as meaningful as somebody’s wedding dress,” he said.as no reason why they weren’t.”

At least one formerly anxious bride is now without any wedding wear worries.

Danika Vasquez of Lomita said Panache agreed to give her a $341 refund after realizing her flower girls’ dresses weren’t going to make it on time. She was able to reorder the identical gowns at a Torrance shop and they arrived May 29 – in time for her wedding this Saturday.

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Commercials May 10, 2007

Filed under: Funnies, I Love TV — elsja @ 10:37 am

To lighten the mood after my last depressing post…

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Starting Early April 30, 2007

Filed under: Funnies, Kiddyroos — elsja @ 10:22 pm

First, to see what I was up to this weekend, see Jen’s Blog

Now, these kids are the biggest nerds, but… I do find them quite amusing and funny. They are starting their careers of Youtube fame early in life. Maybe one day they can become famous like the fabulous Chinese Boys. Thanks to Andrew for sharing this.

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Urban Dictionary December 22, 2006

Filed under: Funnies — elsja @ 11:11 am

So last night Andrew said something to me and I had no idea what it meant. He said didums, I figured it was an Australian word so I looked it up on Urbandictionary.com. It meant “A word used sarcastically. Generally to someone who is looking for sympathy or pity.” Whatever, I wasn’t looking for sympathy! :P

Annnyways, I started browsing all the other words and I found some of the definitions rather amusing. Seriously, this is very entertaining when you are bored. Let me show you some of the faves that I found. I guess this is what happens when morons have access to writing things on the internet that everyone can see!

 First here’s another interpretation of the word “Didum”

-”When something bad happens to someone and you honestley dont give a piss” – how nice!

1. Diduntdidunt

“a nigga who don’t mean nothin 2 nobody
even they motha don’t like em”

2. Didneyland

“Derived from the name DISNEYLAND (created by Walt Disney), used by people with speech impediments, or well… retards mostly. “

3. FUPA

“Acronym for “Fat Upper Pubic Area”; common misinterpretations include “Fat Upper Pussy Area,” “Fat Upper Penile Area” and “Farting Under Pelicans Asses.” Also, often confused with FUBU, an overpriced brand of clothes that suburban caucasian adolescent males wear to impress suburban caucasian females who associate the clothing with large genetalia.

Descriptive of the phenomenon common with men and women so afflicted by obesity that their pubic area is used to store patches of fatty waste.”

4. Snurd

“The art of sniffing Ladies bike seats in warm/hot weather.
Best performed on a tandam with the Lady at the front whilst going uphill.”

5. Snuffy

“A girl who looks like Snuffaluffagus from Sesame Street. Usually has brown frizzy hair, big nose and is fat.”

 

And finally, for the girls (yes this was actually on here)

6. Swoobs

“Them damn sweaty boobs is what swoobs means. Like when girl comes up to you with a nice bust but they are all sweaty and wet and the rest of her isn’t sweaty, that’s swoobs.”

FYI- Swits was also listed :)
 

 

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