Elsja Down Under

My random life experiences as I follow my heart and travel to Australia for love…

 

Nutjobs January 12, 2007

Filed under: Culture Shock, Sad, Mad, Bad — elsja @ 11:45 pm

Artist cooks meal in own body fat

From correspondents in Santiago

January 13, 2007 09:12am

Article from: Agence France-Presse

“BON APPETIT,” said Chilean artist Marco Evaristti as he presented his friends with his newest creation: meatballs cooked with fat from his own body, extracted by liposuction.

“Ladies and gentleman, bon appetit and may god bless,” said Evaristti, a glass in his hand, to his dining companions seated Thursday night around a table in Santiago’s Animal Gallery. 

On the plates in front of them was a serving of agnolotti pasta and in the middle a meatball made with oil Evaristti removed from his body in a liposuction procedure last year.

“The question of whether or not to eat human flesh is more important than the result,” he said, explaining the point of his creation.

“You are not a cannibal if you eat art,” he added.

Evaristti produced 48 meatballs with his own fat, some of which would be canned and sold for $US4000 dollars for 10.

A veteran at shock-art, in an earlier work Evaristti invited people to kill fish by pressing the button on a blender the fish were held in.

In April 2004 he dyed an enormous iceberg in Greenland with red paint.

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Oh No!

Filed under: Sad, Mad, Bad — elsja @ 2:31 pm

Evidently I’m not the only one with these annoying freaks calling me.

Check this out… I think I’m screwed

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You Are Currently Call Number 2 January 11, 2007

Filed under: I Hate People Sometimes, Sad, Mad, Bad — elsja @ 5:55 pm

… waiting to speak to a representative.

That is what I have been listening to for the last 3 minutes. In fact, that is the 2nd time I have listened to that message in the last 10 minutes. However, twice I have progressed to “next in line” only to be informed by the recording that “the person at extension 2 is not available”

Who am I calling you ask? Well please reference this blog I wrote on June 28th, 6 1/2 months ago.

You see my reference to the idiots who kept calling me over and over and asking for the wrong person… (Tara)?? Well… they are STILL calling. It did subside for awhile, meaning I was only getting 1 call every few weeks, but since January 4th, just 7 days ago… i have received – get this- TWELVE calls. 12 calls in 7 days!!

I think I have informed them probably 10-15 times (not exaggerating) that they have the wrong number and they need to please remove me from their system. Each time I am assured they will. In the last week, I have decided to just simply add their number to my phone under the contact name “Ass, Jack.” You see, when someone calls, my neato phone talks to me and says the name of the person calling. So I would love to hear “Call from JACK ASS” and then I just wont bother answering.

Well the problem is, they call me from about 239482039 different numbers so I have slowly been adding them one by one into my phone. Today I finally called one of them back and asked for customer service.

And that is where I am now. Call number 2. Except now, in the time I have written this blog, I have been bumped up to next in line- and then yet again was told that no one was available.

I want to kick these people in the face!

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Take a Guess January 10, 2007

Filed under: Happy Happy Day, My Love — elsja @ 11:56 pm

Guess why January 19th is the best day of the year!!! (Yeah I can say that with ease because there have only been 10 days so far)

Anyways… just guess. Guess why it is the best day and I just can’t wait for next friday.

 

 

 

I’ll give you a hint.

 

 

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Dang. I hope I didnt give it away!

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