We’ve started up this awesome new club… a social club.
It takes place on our balcony all day every day and you must be a bird to join. Here are the membership rules and benefits:
1. Fly over whenever you feel like it and enjoy free grapes
2. Sit around squacking and making copious amounts of noise for hours on end when the club leaders run out of grapes
3. Crap all over the place
4. Feel free to invite the non-regulars, even though they are a bit retarded and try to fly INTO windows (twice).
Don’t you wish you could join?