How to play Goon of Fortune
1. Hang “goon” (a.k.a. cask bag of wine taken out of the box) with pegs (a.k.a. clothespins) from a Hills Hoist (a.k.a. washing line)
2. Spin the Hills Hoist
3. If it lands on you… you drink
What?? Isn’t that how everyone spends their Monday mornings at 1:30am??