Revenge

And now for the tale of Andrew’s revenge. It’s not really that great, and I’ve probably built it up over the last few days… but the truth is- I was just too lazy to post about it then.

So the other night as I was brushing my teeth, Andrew was singing as he was walking around the apartment and I made some snotty face at him. The face was NOT due to his singing, but rather something else obnoxious that he had done (I can’t even remember what it was). So he proceeds to tell me that I always make snotty faces when he sings.

Well… I DO NOT!

I reminded him that my face was due to his other obnoxious action and asked him to take his comment back. He refused. I asked again. He refused. So I finally took my toothbrush (full of foamy toothpaste) and wiped it on his face. I then went to the bathroom to finish brushing my teeth and to wait for the impending revenge that I KNEW would take place. I so wanted to lock the bathroom door, but our door sucks and even when it’s locked you can just push it open. I knew I was in for it – ย I just didn’t know what the revenge would be, so I kinda just stood their brushing and waiting. 212121212-3325_vegemite

I heard him coming… I started to cringe. I kinda expected him to pour water on me or something innocent like that. If only I were so lucky.

No, he decided to come and shove his finger in my mouth and smear it on my face. A finger full of Vegemite. This is probably one of the last things you want shoved in your mouth as you are brushing your teeth. Vegemite is supposed to be spread THINLY on a slice of bread (and even then it is still repulsive if you ask me) but you are DEFINITELY not supposed to eat a big clump of it.

I just sat there with my mouth open trying to decide how to deal with this situation without vomiting. It was all over my toothbrush and face! SO GROSS. Eventually I was able to get my teeth, tongue, face and toothbrush all cleaned up by breathing through my mouth and just rinsing (without swishing). Luckily it’s not too sticky so it all washed out pretty easily with minimal contact to taste buds.

Seriously though, that was mean revenge on his part. Wiping toothpaste on someones face is much nicer than nearly making someone puke! I guess should think twice before I wipe my toothbrush on his face again!

7 Responses to Revenge

  1. Monique May 25, 2009 at 11:23 pm #

    LOL!!! I love vegemite – I even spread it on THICK – but I still would be totally grossed out by that! EWWWWWW ๐Ÿ™‚
    I think that actually you owe him one now! that was just mean!!

  2. Melissa May 26, 2009 at 1:36 am #

    hehehe. Sorry Elsja but that WAS kind of funny. Will you be planning counter revenge?

    • elsja May 26, 2009 at 6:50 am #

      NO way… that leads to more revenge on his part! I have friends who constantly battle it out with crap like this (hi Jen) and I don’t want to have to face the consequences!

  3. amanda May 26, 2009 at 8:58 pm #

    UGH! that makes me want to barf.

    i suggest you purchase an airhorn.

  4. Catherine May 27, 2009 at 4:25 pm #

    Elsja, you are too cute with your blogs. That is hilarious although I have no clue what Vegemite is. The name alone does NOT look tempting… plus that image looks ick! I say counter attack, only for selfish reasons of wanting to be entertained. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • elsja May 27, 2009 at 7:12 pm #

      I don’t believe in airhorns and counter attacks… that only leads to more attacks on ME which I do NOT want. I like living in peace ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. Florida Girl In Sydney May 27, 2009 at 7:10 pm #

    Omigod, that is terrifying and horrible. I hope you are planning something awful for him– that is really ewwww.

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