So last night Andrew said something to me and I had no idea what it meant. He said didums, I figured it was an Australian word so I looked it up on Urbandictionary.com. It meant “A word used sarcastically. Generally to someone who is looking for sympathy or pity.” Whatever, I wasn’t looking for sympathy! 😛
Annnyways, I started browsing all the other words and I found some of the definitions rather amusing. Seriously, this is very entertaining when you are bored. Let me show you some of the faves that I found. I guess this is what happens when morons have access to writing things on the internet that everyone can see!
First here’s another interpretation of the word “Didum”
-“When something bad happens to someone and you honestley dont give a piss” – how nice!
“a nigga who don’t mean nothin 2 nobody
even they motha don’t like em”
“Derived from the name DISNEYLAND (created by Walt Disney), used by people with speech impediments, or well… retards mostly. “
“Acronym for “Fat Upper Pubic Area”; common misinterpretations include “Fat Upper Pussy Area,” “Fat Upper Penile Area” and “Farting Under Pelicans Asses.” Also, often confused with FUBU, an overpriced brand of clothes that suburban caucasian adolescent males wear to impress suburban caucasian females who associate the clothing with large genetalia.
Descriptive of the phenomenon common with men and women so afflicted by obesity that their pubic area is used to store patches of fatty waste.”
“The art of sniffing Ladies bike seats in warm/hot weather.
Best performed on a tandam with the Lady at the front whilst going uphill.”
“A girl who looks like Snuffaluffagus from Sesame Street. Usually has brown frizzy hair, big nose and is fat.”
And finally, for the girls (yes this was actually on here)
“Them damn sweaty boobs is what swoobs means. Like when girl comes up to you with a nice bust but they are all sweaty and wet and the rest of her isn’t sweaty, that’s swoobs.”
FYI- Swits was also listed 🙂